Saturday, June 6, 2009

Devils Amongst Us

Here's my time to demonize fake humans... Since they had their turns demonizing me and made me look the bad guy, I will share you what these devils are all about...  
The guy above, inbred Naveed Ahmed Pigzada, is one exceptional character to break through the poser-infested Integrated Communications community of Middle East. He is a 30-something fresher, no known Gulf experience from Pakistan and had great claims of being a head honcho of some obscure marketing company (read: taco stand) back in Karachi. This poser from nowhere picked an interview in Concept Group and joined on board as Account Manager... This son of a bitch has no idea about the post he had assumed. His greatest skills were pretension and emulation, he acted as if he know the world of finance, high-tech and real estate. He has a penchant of bastardizing his co-workers' press releases and turn them into elongated piece of rubbish. Any press release writing monkeys (including me) can write a short and crisp piece without the hallucinating jargons. He is not fundamentally equipped in PR, he cannot identify things, he'll just do things his way and if F-ups happens, has a way of excusing himself to many faults. This man has no balls! No PR SKILLS... Not even skilled in tracking, planning, media follows-up and valuation... This guy just fast talks his way... 

And you know what, he is a major in defying PR ethics -- this lunatic is a self-serving media whore. Unsolicitedly, he engages in speakership on behalf of clients. He likes misrepresentation, he does not have an idea on a certain subject. 

This devil's spawn was the mastermind of denying to one of my human rights called -- "rightful salary." Hey, bad guys have human rights too??? What can't you pay 'bad guys' like me?

Naveed also undermined the demise of the previous Concept PR MD. 

In the business world, it does not matter who's the good guy or the bad guy... what matters to us is who pays and who does not pay... Concept Group = non-paying company = real bad guys... Naveed = non-paying person = the ugly bad guy.  

Recently, this degenerate douche-bag was sacked in Concept Group for he ran out of luck and excuses in the Tuesday morning boardroom sessions. 

He is currently working with an agency called MBR Alternative. It's an alternative marketing agency for clients who have no money to pay... If you like rubbish work, they are prepared to consume your crap. By the way, you can buy your way to Naveed Pigzada over a bottle of Jack Daniels and few packs of cigarettes, you'll get spoiled tacos in return. 

Yes, TACO STANDS are very prevalent in Integrated Marketing community of Middle East. Go for MBR Alternative -- your neighborhood taco stand in Karama, Dubai. You'll see Naveed serving you tacos. 


Now, we turn to this ugly creature, the pea-brained Vijay Gomes: 

This character above is another piece of racist shit known for the following: 
1. Declaring Nepalese women are only good for prostitution. 
2. Denying deserving emergency leave to his staff. 
3. Master schemer.
4. Cussing and usage of profane words such as: F-word, shagging (as he utters with ladies)
5. a so-called Managing Director of Concept Media... 
6. Protector of his posse colleagues from Goa... he runs his own gang within.

So there were three little birds knocked at my door (yes, they knocked), they brought a message for me. It's about this evil character called, Vijay Gomes. 

I was told by these birds that Vijay has been and still being a very naughty inhumane retard. One time, this coworker of him requested for a leave. This coworker of his is quite in need to see her ailing grandmother for few days only. It's only in Bombay, so travel time is not something to be worried... a return was guaranteed. 

That coworker of Vijay belongs to the directory space selling division of Concept Media. That person herself is the top performing individual and her team as well... She breaks her targets to unbelievable figures. In fact, she made a record sales of 192.31% of her target. She is a money making worker for Concept Group. 

Since Concept Group is a personality driven company, Vijay is part of that trend. He appeared to be insecure and shuffling teams. He placed this money making lady with under-performers and losers. She still manage to break through and made significant directory advertising sales. Vijay even called this lady a WHORE running a WHORE HOUSE in the office. Would you expect such statement from a Managing Director? 

Now, back to her leave request... Vijay denied this lady a deserving 'vacation' under his suspicion that she was lying... So what if she was lying? She deserves a break after tremendously exceeding her annual sales quota. And, if a leave involves serious family matters - why not give it? 

In other case, Vijay allowed his underperforming posse to have 4 leave/vacation in a year. 

Apart from this leave issues, this Vijay whack-job had a way of preventing the lady's sales commission... Lady made a tremendous sales of AED 576,958 and her annual quota was just AED 300,000.  

As a result of her assertions, she was asked to resign. She sought attention of Aldrin but it was all in vain... Aldrin and Vijay are after all, related. 

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